Price Tags…Yes It Matters Where You Put Them

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Price Tags…Yes It Matters Where You Put Them

 

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Cooking Your Dog

 

Little Ho On The Prairie

Little Ho On The Prairie

 

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Urine Ear Drops

 

We All Sin Together

We All Sin Together

 

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Anal Fantasy

 

Didn’t I F*** You Yesterday

Didn't I F*** You Yesterday

 

Poo Paradise

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Be Gay

Be Gay

 

Winnie The Pooh

Winnie The Pooh

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Old Fashioned Uses For Baking Soda

While doing research for this article, we were amazed at the number of uses for baking soda. When one looks back in history, before we had such a huge array of different cleaning products, baking soda was one of the items most frequently used. It worked great, it was economical and best of all it was safe to use.

Old Fashioned Uses For Baking Soda

In fact, Grandma had hundreds of uses for baking soda. At Everyday Wisdom, LLC, we have collected some of the most popular ones. They are time tested and they work.

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1. One of the most popular uses for baking soda is to deodorize your refrigerator. Just place an open container inside, stir every couple of weeks, replace it every couple of months.


2. After you have used the baking soda in the refrigerator, don’t throw it away! Put it in the sink drain or garbage disposal. Add a cup of vinegar and let it stand overnight. Run hot water through it in the morning; it will help keep drains clean and smelling fresh.

3. One of the more important uses for baking soda: Keep a box of baking soda near the stove. In case of a grease fire, you can sprinkle baking soda on the fire to extinguish the flames. This will not damage counter tops or the pans. It is safe for use on electrical fires.

4. Baking soda will also put out fires from gasoline, burning clothes, rugs and upholstery.

5. Give your deck a weathered look by adding two cups of baking soda to one gallon of water. Use a stiff brush to spread onto the surface area. Work in the direction of the grain. Let it sit for an hour then rinse with cool water.

6. Acid burns caused by battery acid, drain openers and toilet bowl cleaners can be neutralized by immediately washing the area with cold water. Then sprinkle baking soda on the effected area.

7. With a damp cloth, sprinkle dry baking soda on it to make a great cleaner for refrigerators, freezers and fiberglass shower stalls.

8. For stains on marble, formica, or plastic surfaces, a paste of baking soda and water will clean them up quick and easy.

9. Thermos bottles can be cleaned by putting 2 tablespoons of baking soda inside. Add hot water until it is ¾ full. Put the cap on and shake for several minutes. Drain and rinse. It will be clean as new.

10. After using coolers, mix baking soda and water to wipe down the inside to get rid of odors. Rinse out, let dry and store them. Put some baking soda in a small plastic container. Put holes in the lid and store it inside of your cooler. The cooler will smell fresh for the next time you use it.

11. Wash glass or stainless steel coffee pots with some baking sode. It will remove the film that builds up on the inside. It will also make your coffee taste better. Never use on aluminum coffee pots.

12. To clean the inside working area of coffeemakers: Mix baking soda, 2 tablespoons in 10 cups of water, and run it through its cycle. Dump water down the drain (yes its good for the drain). Then run one more pot of water through to rinse remaining residue from the inside of the coffeemaker. Read More:   http://www.everyday-wisdom.com/uses-for-baking-soda.html

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Life is all about ASS

You’re either married to an ASS

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Elton John – Tiny Dancer A Song For Tania

Elton John – Tiny Dancer A Song For Tania

Elton John - Tiny Dancer A Song For Tania

Elton John is a British singer, pianist and composer whose unique blend of pop and rock styles turned him into one of the biggest music icons of the 20th century. He excelled in music from a young age, attending the prestigious Academy of Music on a scholarship at just eleven years old. In 1970 he released his first self-titled American album, making him a huge international star. Some of his most famous hits include “Crocodile Rock,” “Philadelphia Freedom, ” and “Candle in the Wind.” He also found success on Broadway, composing the score for Billy Elliot (2008), which went on to win ten Tony Awards. He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994. He was knighted in 1998.
Early Life
One of pop music’s most enduring stars, Elton John first came to fame in the 1970s. He has managed to produce hit after hit for more than four decades. John has also developed quite a career as a songwriter and composer for films and for the stage.

Born Reginald Kenneth Dwight, John discovered his passion for music at an early age. He taught himself how to play piano when he was only four years old. John soon proved to be a great talent, winning a scholarship to a youth program at the Royal Academy of Music in London. He attended classes there on the weekends.

John had a difficult relationship with his father, a member of the Royal Air Force. His parents divorced when he was a teenager, and he and his father clashed over his future. John, captivated by the sounds of early rock and roll, wanted to pursue a career in pop music. And much to his father’s dismay, John dropped out of school at 17 to follow his dream. He started playing with a group called Bluesology, and he cobbled together his stage moniker from the names of two members of the group.                                              Read More:http://www.biography.com/people/elton-john-9355335

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Chelsea Green Publishing

Since 1984, Chelsea Green has been the publishing leader for books on the politics and practice of sustainable living. We are a founding member of the Green Press Initiative and have been printing books on recycled paper since 1985, when our first list of books appeared. We lead the industry both in terms of content—foundational books on renewable energy, green building, organic agriculture, eco-cuisine, and ethical business—and in terms of environmental practice, printing 95 percent of our books on recycled paper with a minimum 30 percent post-consumer waste and aiming for 100 percent whenever possible. This approach is a perfect example of what is called a ”triple bottom line“ practice, one that benefits people, planet, and profit, and the emerging new model for sustainable business in the 21st century.

Chelsea Green Publishing was established by Ian and Margo Baldwin in 1984, with the publication of The Man Who Planted Trees by Jean Giano. Today, Chelsea Green is considered the major publisher of books on sustainable living.

You need books that people are going to go back to because the information is going to be as good 20 years from now as it is today.

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No-Bake Chocolate Almond Bars Recipe

Not a mousse-in-the-morning person? We asked Sue Ann Gleason, the culinary nutritionist behind the blog Chocolate for Breakfast, to suggest a three a.m.-appropriate indulgence.

No-Bake Chocolate Almond Bars

No-Bake Chocolate Almond Bars Recipe

Makes 16 bars

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup honey
  • 1/4 cup coconut oil
  • 1/4 cup almond butter
  • 1/4 tsp. sea salt
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup chopped almonds
  • 1/2 cup chopped walnuts
  • 1/2 cup dark chocolate chips
  • 1/4 sunflower seeds
  • 1/4 pumpkin seeds
  • 1/4 goji berries
  • 1 cup rolled oats

Directions

Heat honey, coconut oil, almond butter, sea salt, vanilla and cinnamon in a saucepan over low heat.

Combine chopped almonds, chopped walnuts, dark chocolate chips, sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, goji berries and rolled oats in a bowl.

Stir wet ingredients into dry ingredients. Press into a greased 8″ x 8″ pan and refrigerate until hardened. Cut into 16 bars.

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Baby Back Ribs

Baby Back Ribs

Baby Back Ribs

Cooking pork ribs that are full of flavor is easy with this recipe. This barbecue pork ribs recipe will blow you away. Hooray for tender baby back ribs.

Ingredients
  • 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
  • 2 bunches spring onions, chopped
  • 2 cups red onions, chopped
  • 8 large garlic cloves, chopped
  • 2 cups plus 3 tablespoon dark brown sugar, packed
  • 1 cup ketchup
  • 1 cup tomato paste, about 9 ounces
  • 1 cup Grey Poupon mustard
  • 1 cup spring water
  • 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 cup lite soy sauce
  • 1/2 cup white vinegar
  • 1/2 cup apple juice
  • 3 cut jalapeno chilis
  • 2 tablespoons hot sauce
  • 3 tablespoons ground cumin, divided
  • 2 cups sour mash bourbon
  • 1 tablespoon chili powder
  • 1 tablespoon dry mustard
  • 1 teaspoon grounded cloves
  • 2 teaspoons grounded pickling spices
  • 1 tablespoon coarse salt
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons cayenne pepper
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cardamom
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 6 pounds baby back pork ribs (about 3 whole racks)
Instructions
  1. Heat oil in heavy large pot over medium-low heat. Add green onions, red onions and garlic and saute until tender, about 15 minutes.
  2. Mix in 2 cup brown sugar, ketchup, tomato paste, mustard, water, Worcestershire, soy, vinegar, apple juice, jalapenos, hot sauce, and 1 tablespoon of the cumin, adding bourbon last. Simmer sauce until thick and reduced to 7 cups, stirring occasionally, about 1 hour. Season to taste with salt and pepper.
  3. Mix remaining 2 tablespoons of cumin, chili powder, mustard, cloves, pickling spices, brown sugar, salt, cayenne, cardamom and cinnamon in medium bowl. Rub spice mixture over both sides of rib racks. Arrange ribs on large baking sheet. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
  4. Prepare barbecue (medium heat). Cut rib racks into 4- to 6-rib sections. Arrange ribs on barbecue. Grill until meat is tender, occasionally turning ribs with tongs, about 40 minutes.
  5. Using tongs, transfer ribs to work surface. Cut rib sections between bones into individual ribs. Arrange on clean baking sheet.
  6. Transfer 3 cups sauce to small bowl; place remaining sauce in small saucepan and reserve. Brush ribs with sauce from bowl. Return ribs to barbecue.
  7. Place pan of reserved sauce at edge of barbecue to rewarm. Grill ribs until brown and crisp on edges, brushing with more sauce from bowl and turning occasionally, about 10 minutes.
  8. Serve ribs with warm sauce.

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Clean Sex Quotes

“I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can Buy”

Tom Clancy

Clean Sex Quotes Tom Clancy

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“You know “that look”  women get when they want sex? Me neither

Steve Martin

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“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand”

Woody Allen

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“Bisexuaity immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night”

Rodney Dangerfield

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“My girlfriend always laughs during sex — no matter what she’s reading”

Steve Jobs [Founder, Apple Computers]

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“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch”

Jack Nicholson

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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place”

Billy Crystal

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“According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful”

Robert De Niro

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“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house”

Rod Stewart

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Robin Williams

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Macdonald had 14 bank accounts, ICAC told

Macdonald had 14 bank accounts, ICAC told

Macdonald had 14 bank accounts, ICAC told

The disgraced former resources minister Ian Macdonald had 14 separate bank accounts during his time as a NSW cabinet minister, a corruption inquiry has been told.

Mr Macdonald accepted it might be possible he had that many, but suggested some might be related to several “farm enterprises”, and said he didn’t know whether all of them were “operational”.

The Independent Commission Against Corruption is questioning Mr Macdonald over almost $200,000 in loans he had received from his former best friend, Greg Jones.

Mr Jones was also a secret investor in Cascade Coal, which was awarded a lucrative exploration licence in 2009 over a coal tenement at Mt Penny, near Mudgee, which is the subject of the inquiry.

The corruption watchdog has alleged Mr Macdonald and the family of ALP kingpin Eddie Obeid had conspired to manipulate the awarding of the licence, which happened to sit over three properties controlled by the Obeids.

Together with a secret stake in Cascade, the Obeids stood to make as much as $100 million from the allegedly corrupt deal. Mr Jones, and other investors in Cascade Coal, hoped to turn their $1 million investment into $500 million windfall by selling the licence to a larger, related company.

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Crock Pot Potato Soup

Crock Pot Potato Soup

Crock Pot Potato Soup

The weather is changing here already. Today, winter coats were needed it was so chilly. I can’t believe it.  Fall just started and it seems to be ending already.   With all the chilliness, comes a bit of soup.  We don’t eat alot of soup, so, I am always a bit hesitate to make it.  But, this one looked pretty darn easy and it’s in the crock pot, so, why not?  It is nice and potato-ey {without any milk or cream} and makes enough to feed an army. We served ours topped with shredded cheddar, bacon  and a side of crunchy french bread.  A perfect, warm dinner for a chilly day.
What you need:
3 lbs potatoes, diced {no need to peel}
4 TBSP garlic powder
1 medium onion, chopped
38oz chicken stock
8oz cream cheese, softened.
To Prepare:
Add potatoes, garlic powder, onion and chicken stock into crock pot.  Cover. Cook on high for 5 hours or low for 8 hours.
Remove soup from crock pot. Puree in blender or food processor with cream cheese.  Pour back into crock pot to keep warm.

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