Jokes: Don't Get Old

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.

She puts her foot in and pauses.

She yells to the other sisters,

"Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back,

"I don't know. I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses

"Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head and says,

"I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."

She then yells,

"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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