Coffee Break 12



Things That Make You go "Hmmm"



Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Remote Control


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Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Superman

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Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

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Why is it when you tell someone the bench has wet paint on it they have to touch it?

Wet Paint


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Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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When a 911 dispatcher in Bethel, Connecticut got a call and heard only silence on the line, four police officers, paramedics and an ambulance were immediately dispatched. At the scene, they found an empty house-- except for a parrot, and a phone off the hook...

Parrot Phone
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