Coffee Break 11



Things That Make You Go "Hmmm...."



Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have ?

1adivide

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

1adivide

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

1adivide

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

sponge


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Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...
The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.

mms


1adivide

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

1adivide

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,"Quit while you're ahead"?

1adivide

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

1adivide

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Homer


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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

1adivide

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

cold


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