Coffee Break 10



Things That Make You Go "Hmmm...."




Is it possible to be totally partial?

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Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?"

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
confused sheep


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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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How do they get a wombat to cross at that yellow road sign?

wombat crossing


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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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I'm not schizophrenic. You only think we are.

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Gore and the Clinton's are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says,
"You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says,
"Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".
Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says,
"I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says,
"I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy".
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